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Monday, June 25, 2007

You know you are the ideal citizen of Singapore if you…

 1. Acknowledge that the state and government knows you more than you do.

2. Accept that your personal views, opinions and voices of current affairs is insignificant, ignorant and stupid compared to a joint analysis of a group of high ranking elites that have attended Cambridge and Harvard and earns more than what you can in your entire lifetime.

3. Know that despite being brought up in a “world-class” education system, you are too stupid to manage your own money and funds and the government can do it better than you and thus for you too.

4. Understand that paying more taxes means helping your fellow poor Singaporeans

5. Thankful for the government for keeping your money in a brilliant scheme called CPF that gives you really sky high interest rates and helps grow your money.

6.Grateful for the government’s expectation of your lifespan and blessing of longevity that you will live past 65 and hence keep a minimum sum for you in the CPF that you can’t draw out till then.

7. Feel happy that the government has blessed you with the health to work till the retirement age of 65.

8. Have the pride of defending your nation and recognizing your responsibility as a citizen to do so and feel proud that Singapore is the only developed nation in the world with conscription.

9. Are aware that you need to have a large pool of males as soldiers (a large % of male Singaporeans which is really large) because we are surrounded by dangerous neighbours that may attack us anytime and that we are living on an island literally.

10. Realise the need to pay the combined salaries of the PM of Japan, Britain, Germany and United States to our PM because we can only survive if we have the best government in the world and because the rest of the world has inefficient governments or systems that can afford mediocre government.
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